Foreigner in a Foreign Land

That's me, a foreigner in the land of GWB, WMD, SUV's, GOP, OK, Big Mc's, blondes, brunettes, Mexicans, skinny girls and big-O-fat gals, starbucks, traffic, sweet tea, dollars, cell phones, match.com, B&N, Borders, shopping malls, supermarkets, Walmart, blogs, HBO, GAP, Banana Republic, condoms, casual sex, $2 cups of coffee, perfect white smiles, Porsches, outsourcing, GOD, abortions, prostitution, poverty, immense wealth, gun "control", MTV, values and morals, church on Sunday morning, white Caucasians, blacks, Asians, latinos, Mexicans, races, discrimination, incrimination, recrimination, global warming, NYTimes, CNN, Fox "news", civil and criminal law, foreign policy, education, $500 billion defense budget, senate, chamber, supreme court, Saturday nights, match.com, laptops, digital cameras, cell phones, and . . .

. . . and ME! right in the middle of it all: A Foreigner living, loving, working, studying, drinking, getting high, flirting, drinking coffee, fucking, kissing, learning, yelling at and being yell at, driving, traveling and, loving and being loved in the heart of America's Bible Belt.

. . . A Foreigner in a Foreign Land!